"Me too." the tall boy admitted ruefully, a twisted little grin hanging off his lips, as he gave a hacking sort of laugh that probably sounded like something was loose where it really shouldn't be. He wondered, briefly, if this was the sort of behavior that made muggleborns question a wizard sanity and common sense. He knew they were stupidly practical, most the time, and he'd gotten quite a few ... acquaintances a little miffed by his lack of grounding thoughts but well, what could one do? He loved Quidditch and he was grossly disconnected by the plight of the common witch or wizard in general. He wasn't even sure where his thoughts seemed to gearing towards even, other than it'd be nice to get an "I'm injured play with my hair" type of snuggle and snog, but didn't fancy the conversation that he was an idiot for putting himself into the predicament to begin with.
"You're lucky you have Jacq." he muttered, feelingly vaguely put out. His captain was a lucky bloke, really, because Jacq was smoking and Andy was bound to get a good amount of sympathy from his girlfriend. (Maybe without the judgement he'd get for being an idiot, too, which was a bit unfair.)
And because he
was, in fact, a competitive idiot he perked up at the thought of redemption even as his body protested.
Loudly. Fuck it, though, you only lived once right? "You're on Lovecraft." he said gamely, bright blue eyes narrowing a bit as he got in position. He took a breath, sending a little prayer to the flying gods listening, before he mounted his broom and decided that the risk was worth the reward. Maybe. If he was
really fucking careful. He had the thought that as a prefect he should
know if this was against the rules or not but, well, as a Slytherin you were only in trouble if you got
caught.
He figured he could flub his way through a fairly decent impression of being concussed or confunded, actually, especially since his body was breaking into tiny pieces.
Risk vs. Reward.
Rolled 1d20 : 12, total 12