SMACK. Julian stirred irritably, a soft groan of nonsense escaping him. His own bed seemed alien to him as he felt the sheets beneath him, trying to remember how he’d gotten there. There had been some drunk stumbling until falling face first into the mattress; then consumed by pure heavenly black. Darkness he was already slipping back to until the yelling started like nails being drilled into his brain. What was this blasphemy? His eyes opened abruptly, the light pouring through his drapes hitting his iris with such force he pulled the dark sheet over his head immediately. If eyeballs could scream, his would have featured in the newest horror picture, shrieking as though some dark hooded figure stood in front of them with a knife. His mind was still too hazy to be able to react to his attacker. If he were in fact being robbed, Julian would have instructed them to take everything, even handed over the coinage from the pockets of the jeans he was still wearing so long as they let him sleep.
A loud grumbling of insanities left him as he was being shaken awake, “Leave me be…I want to die in peace…It’s too early for this shit…” It was almost whimpers but his voice was too hoarse, his mouth too dry, and it was then that he realized how his tongue felt like an old cheap shaggy carpet that had been soaked in yesterday’s alcohol. Another light smack with something, ‘read this, then breakfast’. Even though his limbs felt like they were filled of lead, it was only the mentioning of food, specifically Blo’s breakfast that gave Julian the motivation to move at all. His greedy head poked out of the blankets, only one eye open, just in time to see her heading out of the door. Putting aside her violence, he thanked sweet merlin that she was back from vacation. He’d grown so accustomed to her cooking that everything he made for himself tasted like rubbish. Even the takeout food he was buying didn’t hold a candle.
All that could be heard were very primal grumbling noises and a rustling of paper as he sat up, his bare feet touching the cold floor. Julian scratched his unclothed chest as he tried focusing his bloodshot eyes on the small print of the folded newspaper: Under the Feathers by Blo Sk. So she made the paper, awesome, he thought sarcastically, tossing the paper next to him in order to fish out the cigarettes from his pockets. This wasn’t the first time she’d gotten printed, so he couldn’t see why she decided to wake him up so barbarically instead of waiting till he resurrected on his own accord. He popped a now squashed cigarette into his mouth and lit it, taking the time to let the smoke fill him before sending it out through his nostrils. Irritability mostly to the side now, Julian grabbed the paper and stumbled out of bed to head closer to the window for a better light source.
With his cigarette tucked into the side of his mouth securely and taking leisurely pulls, the wizard observed the page. There were moving pictures right underneath the title. Alicia Spinnet and Callista Bowen, the two girls who, in his opinion, that had the most impressive results from their photoshoot for the Falcon’s not too long ago. Wait, wait…photoshoot? He brought the paper closer to his face, the realization finally settling in, HOLY. SHIT. Staring at the page, the tattooed wizard pushed his hair back from his forehead with his free hand, momentarily swerving unbalanced where he stood. It was the first time Julian had gotten any major publicity for his photography and he was actually stunned into silence. Or perhaps he was still too humgover for a proper reaction. But either way he knew there was major ass kissing to be done on his part.
After a particularly clumsy trip to the bathroom, Julian made his way to the kitchen as if the smell was drawing him there, newspaper in tow. Being that his proximity was a bit off in his out-of-focus state the wizard accidently bumped his shoulder into the frame of the door. But instead of moving forward, he placed the side of his face against the cool surface…and he decided it was basically heaven on his hot skin. When Blo spoke about Julian’s appearance, he smirked, he’d seen his bed head and the dark circles under his eyes to know that this was in fact sarcasm. Julian felt just as pathetic as he looked but he found the strength to practically peel himself from the wall.
He stepped behind her and rested his head directly on top of hers. Her wet bun sticking to the side of his face momentarily as he watched her attend to the French toast, “I could literally feel the eye rolling in this article,” He smirked even though she couldn’t see, “I know it must have been difficult for you to muster up these pleasantries, so, I thank you. You're the best. I'm forever in your debt.” Julian placed a purposeful overly wet kiss on her cheek just before smacking her bum with the newspaper playfully, then throwing it on the counter nearest them, as he walked off to fetch them some coffee.
"When'd you get in?" He called to her over his shoulder.