“No way!! She picked
you?! You’re taking the piss,” exclaimed Darun Singh between mouthfuls of pasta in the Ministry canteen. He burst out laughing in that exaggerated, overwrought way of his that frequently irritated the blonde sitting opposite him. Darun threw himself backwards, writhing with jittering, spasmodic laughter in his chair, making repetitive flicking movements with his right hand in Nathalie’s direction. She studied him suspiciously with her eyes narrowed, wondering what tendon she would need to sever to make him stop doing that in public.
Recovering, he continued, “Old Vards has obviously picked the right person for the job.” And this time he laughed so hard he half choked himself on a fusilli.
“If you don’t stop laughing, I will put this fork into your eye.” she responded dryly before taking a careful mouthful of her own dish.
“Seriously, babes, that is just brilliant. That’s a great gig; I’m jealous, really, I am. I mean, no offence Nat, babes, because I love you really, I do, but what
exactly do you know about Banshee?”
The blonde dropped her cutlery upon her plate with a clatter and glared back at her colleague. “What does it matter? They’re just a bunch of children making an ungodly racket. And they’re popular, so the Ministry wants them and wants to be seen as hip.”
Darun gave another uncontrolled hysterical screeching laugh that echoed throughout the refectory and turned heads in their direction, and it took him nearly half a minute to catch his breath. “Babes,
hip. It’s not the nineteen sixties. Please don’t say that to the manager when you meet him.”
“Her.”
“Her, whatever. Nat, listen. How many Banshee songs do you know?”
Nathalie looked somewhat sheepish, and glared back darkly at her companion. “Well, I don’t know. Lots.”
“Name one, go on, for me.”
“I don’t know their names, for Merlin’s sake.”
“Babes, you’ve never heard a Banshee song in your life. Hum one for me, go on. I’ll count you in. One-two-one-two-three-four . . .”
She scowled back at Darun, who continued to fail to suppress his giggles.
“ . . . they have a song about tea!” she replied suddenly, as if amazed at her own powers of recollection. Darum laughed so hard he couldn’t speak, and Nathalie stormed out of the canteen in a huff.
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The fact of the matter was that Nathalie knew very little more than nothing about music. It was a complete mystery to her; something that other people were interested and wound up in. And popular wizarding music was an even more extreme form of that art. In her weaker moments, she would nearly confess to tapping her foot to a Weird Sister’s song back in the day when it came on the radio, but she had no understanding of why she liked it, and had no intention of ever finding out more. To Nathalie, the music that she heard on the radio was beyond her, something she would never be trendy or fashionable enough to understand, or even keep up with. It seethed with something primal; something that she would have gladly brushed away and ignored, not paraded around for all to see. The music that she sometimes heard on the radio was
dangerous.
Banshee being a case in point. Naturally, the name had appeared in the Daily Prophet, and she had gathered in her research (between the gossip pages) that they were popular, and had something of a cross-Atlantic appeal- all red flags to Nathalie of something inherently dangerous to the fabrics of decent Wizarding society. She did not even have to listen to them - Banshee already permeated her culture and, spinning through a radio dial, one was bound to come across a snippet of one of their songs.
And in some ways, Nathalie Wilkins was the perfect person to meet the manager of Banshee, at least from the perspective of her boss. Suspecting the other employees of the Ministry’s Public Information Services to be more easily starstruck, and hence not up to the task of negotiation, Francesca Vardy decided to take a chance on Nathalie’s ignorance.
Therefore, on a drizzly grey October wednesday afternoon one week after her ignoble lunch with Darun; Nathalie, in a formal light-grey business skirt and jacket, was seated at a very nice table in the Bistro de Margot, London’s most upmarket Wizarding restaurant, awaiting the arrival of Banshee’s manager. Kate Duenas was apparently american, and the same age as her dining partner. The aim of the meeting was to somehow convince Kate that Banshee should perform some concerts; with appropriate support and funding, naturally; for several causes deemed suitable by the British Ministry - ranging from Hogwarts fundraisers to future music festivals that would be broadcast on Wizarding radio. Since the downfall of the Dark Lord, the old grey haired men of British Wizarding governance had become somewhat more sensitive to culture, whilst at the same time understanding nothing of it at all. However, there was a growing tendency to ensure that those who formed and moulded culture - whether it be musicians, playwrights, actors or artists - were very much on-board with the Ministry. And if that meant sponsoring or assisting them in the long run, then so be it.
Nathalie had been informed that nothing was to be agreed and signed in blood today; but rather a mutual understanding and tacit agreement to working together in the future should be on the cards. And to that noble goal, Nathalie was provided with a significant ministry client expense budget to ensure that Kate would have quite the generous lunch indeed.
The Maître d’hôtel approached Nathalie’s table with an attractive, slim brunette in tow. The blonde stood up, smile fixed upon her face and extended her hand.
“Nathalie Wilkins, Ministry Public Information Services. Pleasure to meet you. Please, sit down.”
@Kate Duenas