The French Ministry was beautiful…on paper at least. Nestled between grand, imposing buildings, its neo-classical fascade trumped the underground network that Jonathan and his British officials navigated through. There were gardens and terraces to accommodate the al fresco culture of its Officials, and depending on the floor you worked in, could get lovely views of the square, the Eiffel Tower, and the Seine. Inside, elegant use of stone and masonry gave a mix of both airy openness and stately awe.
But actually working in the French Ministry was another thing. If beauty was the first thing that struck you coming in, the second was the reek of smoke from cigars and cigarettes. It clung to everything, the walls, the tapestries, the upholstery, the very air itself. If Jonathan hadn’t prepared himself, it would have immediately clung to his robes, and that would have been a great shame. He particularly liked the robes he’d worn that day, and would hate to burn it out of existence. His job involved him travelling often enough that he was quite familiar with the various perks or quirks of the various Ministries around the world. He briefly recalled his faux pas the second time he’d been stationed in Paris, and the insulted glares he received from his French counterparts for casting a bubble charm to give him some clean air. He resigned himself to increasing his risk of bronchitis today, but he wasn’t going to come fully exposed to the toxic air. A quick repellent charm on his robes to prevent smoke from clinging to them, and he was mostly good to go.
He spent most of the morning in an executive office, working with a French Official with a similar rank. The office had wide doors that let to a terrace looking outside. Normally, Jonathan would have requested it open for fresh air, but he didn’t need to. This office was a pilot office for an upcoming policy the French Ministry was planning to adopt. After many failed attempts over the years, they were going to going to push for a ban on indoor smoking starting next month. All deliberations were kept under wraps as much as possible to avoid pre-emptive revolts, and the French Ministry had planned to send the Memorandum out just before the winter holiday. Jonathan had been part of the deliberations, working with French lawmakers to show them around his own building, and helping them notice the difference in air quality. Britain’s magical seat of government may be underground, but their air was fresh and conducive to productive work.
For the past few months, since the proposal gained traction within the French department heads and Ministerial staff, Jonathan helped coordinate law-makers across the channel to draft the memorandum, discuss contingency plans for non-compliance, and handle logistical trainings, like having some of the British Magical Maintenance staff teach large-scale scouring charms and spells to purify the air, so that by the new year’s day, the French Ministry would look and smell like it had just opened open for the very first time. The very office he was in now was the test room for how the spells changed the atmosphere of working in a smoke-free environment. The fabric on the chairs and chaises were free of dust and smelled slightly of lilies, the wood polished to smell of oak and chestnut, and the air simply clean and fresh.
The hours passed quite rapidly, and they worked throughout, save for the ridiculously long two-hour lunch break. Jonathan still couldn’t adjust to that level of leisure during the work-week. But he reckoned if the French Ministry tried to change
that, they’d face a far greater mutiny than what they were expecting from their smoking ban. He had to admit the lunch spread was lovely. Starting with terrine and onion soup, they moved to a hearty tartiflette, a cheese course, and a coffee crème brûlée with a nice cup of espresso. While each well portioned, he was stuffed by the end of it, and wondered how any of them managed to do any work in the afternoon. He was all set for a nap after his dessert!
But sleep was to elude him that day, as it normally did whenever he was pulled into various work projects. He was sipping his drink when a Ministry Official hurried over to his side, looking rather haggard and rushed. After a quick whisper in Jonathan’s ear, the Englishman bolted out of his seat and ran past the doors, barely excusing himself before chasing after the messenger, dashing corridors and wings until he was at the French Auror Office.
There was a huge buzz around the desks and cubicles, with memos hurling past his ears, witches and wizards barking orders and hunting for reports. Jonathan was nudged toward a corner office, where a simple note was addressed to him:
Deal and deliver. — MP, et SP
Jonathan groaned and rubbed his temples. He was just officially handed whatever this case was, on top of the already long pile of projects under his watch, and to have everything reported back to London for his Department Head and Plantagenet to review. He reckoned a British Lead Auror from would be sent over as well, but Jonathan didn’t know whether he would arrive within the hour or within the next few days.
The case was still ongoing, but fragments of details were being relayed as they came. Something about a deranged warlock, and altercation with Muggles that somehow escalated to seven injured tourists. Maybe more. Some were muggles, others were magical brethren. Complicating the matter were the nationality of the victims. At least one French wizard was confirmed as a victim, three of them an English witch on holiday with her Muggle husband and underage daughter, and the rest unconfirmed.
Usually, such cases were meant solely for the Department of Magical Law. But who got to pursue the criminal and try him often turned into a pissing match of who held the longer wands. Were the French to lead, as this crime happened on their soil? Or would Britain try to muscle in, as the current majority of victims were British nationals? Jonathan’s department was often called to mediate these international ego contests, and it was the type of case he disliked most.
Worse, the air in the Auror Office was sickeningly thick, and Jonathan felt light-headed from the noise and wafts of smoke. It was everywhere, in their breaths, their hair, their robes, their chairs, probably even on their bloody memos! As a case in point, Jonathan ran his finger on the fine, mahogany table, and lifted a thin trail of ash. Ugh! Why couldn’t he just go back to that airy, smoke-free room and draft nerdy by-laws without having to get emphysema?
Jonathan was then given a name. Chantal Garnier. She was the auror first on the scene. Jonathan nodded approvingly. Dealing with women was generally a far more pleasant affair, and if London chose to send someone who seemed just as capable, Jonathan figured he could close his part on the case without dealing with overly large egos. As he waited for her to return back to HQ, he pored over her file, nodding here and there at her record. He was getting engrossed into her file that he almost missed the knock on the door, and scrambled to close the file as he stood to greet her.
‘Ah, mademoiselle,’ he intoned, gliding easily into French even as his thoughts raced about his head in his native tongue. ‘You seem to have had quite the eventful day. I am Jonathan Emerson, and until London’s Auror Office sends their delegate, I shall be representing Britain’s interest in today’s case. May I…’
Jonathan trailed off at the realisation he was not at his own desk, and thus had nothing to offer the young lady.
‘Well, for now I can offer you a seat, and can fetch something for you if you like?’
@Chantal Garnier