Oh. Yay. Christmas. Joanna thought sarcastically as she walked along the corridor avoiding the enchanted mistletoe and tinsel that someone who clearly had too much time on their hands had hung. If she worked out who it was…
It was Christmas Eve, not that that made a single bit of difference to the Lead Hit Witch. Why did people act as though this was the most wonderful time of the year? The weather was awful. The wizards were drunk. And the amount of obligatory social engagements were ridiculous and time consuming. As usual, while everyone packed up to go home and celebrate (and act like the world was shutting down for several days), Joanna was not. She would be working over the festive period, burying herself in work so that those with families could have the time off. She certainly felt better to be working rather than watching TV and the Queen’s speech with her gran.
It would be the usual message of unity, peace and goodwill.
Joanna was feeling none of those things at the current moment of time. She would certainly feel more peaceful when she could close her office door and block out the irritating singing that was coming from one of the cubicles. Had they never heard of a silencing charm? She would feel even more peaceful when she was the only one left and she could take down all the stupid decorations without being called a bah humbug. It was a workplace, not a blinking children’s party.
And there was someone in her office? What? It was usual for departmental memos to dash in and out, but an actual person? “How can I help-” Joanna began before the man started talking. Excuse me. What? First of all, an American. Blinking Merlin. Could her Christmas present please be that she did not have to deal with him? Secondly, it was her office. Her department. She could go where she liked!
“And why not?” Joanna asked, slightly testily as she folded her arms in annoyance. “Pray tell me what would give you the authority to block me from completing my work? My important work.” Okay, well, that was actually a lie. In all honestly, Joanna had been planning on entering, closing the door so she couldn’t be disturbed and then opening a box of chocolates that she had received as a Christmas present.
“Are you Magical Maintenance?” She finally asked, staring the man down. Although, why was there now an American in Magical Maintenance. Unless he had eaten one of those stupid joke accent sweets. Personally Joanna just found them offensive. “Good. There’s been weird noises coming from the pipes since earlier. I trust you can fix it.” Ever since the box of chocolates had arrived that morning actually. It had been driving her demented, hence the reason Joanna had left her office in the first place. But, as she had discovered, she would take weird pipes over holiday merriment any day.