"Je -Christ!" The sound of half-finished words came involuntarily from somewhere deep in Patrick's chest. He stumbled down the step that apparently had simply crumbled under the pure weight of him. Or something like that, he deduced. Towns let the silence of night (plus a distant god-awful snore) wash over before taking another careful step toward the common room, glancing accusatorily over his shoulder at the stone that had nearly ended him then and there.
To his dismay the steps looked perfectly in tact. Meaning, he only had himself to blame.
Towns sauntered into the dimly lit room with a confidence someone under his recent circumstance ought not to be allowed. The only movement aside from his tiptoeing was the timid flicker of a fire that had burned out; he was in the clear. And for that particular mission on that Thursday night, anonymity would be key.
It was part of a larger scheme, as usual. A long term, slow burn prank-- his specialty. Ever since second year (but, who was counting?), Towns had made it his mission to satiate the deeply personal vendetta he held against all things quidditch. Unfortunately for his peers, that meant that the Gryffindor team took the brunt of his pettiness. He couldn't remember how long he had been intermittently been forging Quidditch announcements but if he math was right (it was) it had been nearly the whole term.
"Aha..." He glanced over his shoulder before running his hand over the parchment, then his wand. It glistened an impossibly deep, dark green. A similar enchantment asthe last time Mavis had attempted to keep her mystery vandal at bay. He clicked his tongue appreciatively at work. Unfortunately for her. he'd spotted her in the library studying a particular genre of alarm spells. It didn't take a bloody Auror to find out what book she'd rented and thus work through the process of elimination, he thought smugly.
Just as he was about to reverse the spell, he heard a voice.