The more drinks that made their way into the sixteen year old's system, the less stressful his current conversation became. Tima felt bad that part of him was wishing his schoolmate would go away; Vlad really had not done anything but be nice to him. While he wanted to say too nice, that wasn't really true. He was just nice in the way that he knew how to be, and one that Timofei had grown to appreciate since it had begun.
"Yeah!" he agreed, at a much louder decibel than the boys had been talking. "Ekaterina is kind of a weird name! I mean, what is that anyways? Ekaterina, Etakerinka, Eterkinnka." Timofei was completely unaware that he had apparently lost all ability to pronounce his mother's name. "But my mom isn't weird! Just kind of annoying sometimes. But my sister, Kseinya, she's weird! And she came from an Etakerinka, so maybe that's why." The bottle rose to his lips, but his thoughts caught up to him before taking a sip. "No wait! I'm from an Ekataekina too, and I'm not weird!" His head fell more than he voluntarily turned it, but either way he was now facing his friend again. "Am I weird?"
Timofei didn't really wait for an answer, as he quickly, too quickly, pushed himself out of the chair, rising to his feet. He immediately stumbled forward, learning his equilibrium had vanished since sitting down. "Oh shit!" Somehow, he had managed to save the bottle, holding it like a torch high above his head. "Success!" He slowly stood up, still wobbly as he stood on the porch. "Here ye, here ye, fair people of Rzhev!" As he called out, much too loudly, his proclamation into the empty air, he slapped his forehead with his empty hand. Covering his mouth with a flat hand, as though there actually were a crowd of people in the yard, he whispered back to Vladimir, "I messed, up. I live in Rzhev, we're in Omsk, aren't we." He turned back to his "audience", and cleared his throat to speak. Hiccup. "Fair people of Omsk, I present your Honorary Host of Honor, of Admittedly-Lesser-House-In-Comparison-To-Drakonya-Krov Klyk Vampira, Vladimir Alekseyevich Dostoyevsky!"
The boy immediately burst into a round of applause, squeezing the bottle of rum between his knees. While he had messed up several syllables during his addressing of the nonexistent crowd, he was still very proud of himself. He bowed before Vladimir before falling back into the chair, once again maintaining the bottle's upright position. Even plastered, one must keep their priorities!
His moment of glory was interrupted once Vlad mentioned the kiss. Timofei groaned again, head resting against the back of the chair with his eyes closed. Why did he have to think about this again? All he wanted to do was have a good time! A light switch flipped in the boy's head, undoubtedly one switched by liquor, and he sat up immediately. He realized that the only person making him have a bad time was himself. Vladimir had clearly been flirting with him for a few months now, at least he thought, so he clearly wanted it. Even with a drunken epiphany, Timofei still had no idea in the world what he wanted, but right now his the boy beside him felt like something he had been trying to deny he wanted for awhile.
Tima made attempt number two at standing up, this time managing to stay on his feet, though still stumbling around. "Hold this," he said, shoving the rum into Vladimir's lap. He used both hands to pull the chair, nearly falling backward; it was a lot lighter than he had expected. He positioned it facing his friend's, and resumed his seat, as well as his ownership of the liquor. His hand immediately reached forward, just missing Vlad's lips and landing on the small patch of hair below the bottom one. All of Timofei's senses were suddenly heightened. He felt an overwhelming mixture of fear and anticipation begin to set over him. He quickly took another shot, allowing the warm feeling to carry those thoughts away. "I've never kissed someone with facial hair before."
While he was so unsure of many things at this moment, Timofei was sure of one thing, and that was that he didn't want to talk himself out of what was about to happen. Before he could think about it, he began leaning forward, closing the gap between Vlad and himself. It felt as though years were passing between every millimeter, and his thoughts were running rampant. Tima's eyes were glued to Vladimir's until he had reached halfway, when the found his lips, and eventually closed completely. When their lips finally met, his brain exploded and he went from millions of thoughts to one. The Drakonya Krov felt so unable to process what was happening as it continued, but he didn't stop it for several seconds. As he pulled away, he wasn't even aware that he was smiling as he stared back at the younger boy.
"Fine then, I guess I won't cuddle with you."