This was silly. Why wasn't he drowning in girls? Clearly, he'd lost his mojo or something but it was ridiculous. He was tall, he had money, he was charming. But what we he doing? Bending over backwards to make sure his little blonde friend wasn't coming to any harm and what was his reward? The friend zone. With a decidedly sour expression darkening his handsome face, he looked down at his watch and sighed. He didn't really want to spend his night in London by himself in a sticky, dirty bar.
"Oh really?" Sam replied with a slim eyebrow raised and his lips pursed. "I'm surprised you noticed. You were so preoccupied with that philistine over there," he concluded darkly, referring to the man Leonie was previously dancing with. Deep down, Sam was a petulant child. He craved attention and he became childish and irritable when he was being ignored.
It was daft and he knew it. If Leonie wanted to sleep with a stranger then fine. Fine. If she wanted to wear that dress, have her long blonde hair fall around her beautiful face in a way that made him sort of want to die, then fine. As annoyed as he was, he was acutely aware of how close she was and where exactly her hands were. If only they'd slip a little further down, he'd be a very happy man. And he was trying hard not to look where her mouth was. Gah.
Tilting his head back, he drained the last of his brightly coloured drink and slammed it back down on the bar with more force than was really necessary. The Swede wasn't really sure if it was the drink or the fact he wasn't wearing glasses that made everything seem a little bit fuzzy and unfocused.
Once outside, the cold London air seemed to jolt him a little. With all of the alcohol coursing through his veins, he didn't feel that cold, even though he was sure the temperature was considerably lower this time of year. Had be been more of a gentleman, he may have offered Leonie his jacket. Unfortunately for her, he was decidedly a blackguard.
He snorted, his previous anger at being passed over almost instantly dissipating. Fun? She thought it was fun. Sam offered a non committal shrug of his left shoulder. "It wasn't too bad," he offered, sounding a little bit strained. Yeah he was sure she was having a ball but it was too loud, too packed, too…gropey in there. Outside was always better. What time was it anyway? It must have been late and he sorted of wanted to sleep. But he also sort of wanted to cause a bit of trouble.
Amused, he looked down at her. "Why would I leave with another girl when I have the best looking one under my arm right now?" Sam asked softly with a cheeky smile. If he was drunk, he was sure Leonie wouldn't see the fact that he was kind of telling the truth. Maybe he did have a crush on her. The bad thing about him was that the more someone pushed him away, the more he wanted them and she'd been keeping him at arm's length for years now. Apart from the time they'd kissed in that corridor. Ah yes. That was locked away for a rainy day.
Make the evening memorable? His big Nordic blue eyes dropped down her body, giving her a decidedly obvious once-over. "You're finally going to submit to my charms?" He asked, blinking a few times as his alcohol-fogged brain fought to focus once more. "Because that'd be sweet," the tall Swede concluded, one of his large hands sliding slowly up the centre of her spine.
As she broke away, Sam rolled his eyes skyward. Oh great. He literally was repelling women, this was fucking soul destroying now. Heaving a sigh, he dragged his feet over as he followed his friend to wherever she was heading, vaguely amused to find himself in an alley way.
"I honestly didn't have you pegged as an alley way kind of girl," he purred, reaching up to scratch the back of his head. Fully expecting to get lucky but having the attention span of a goldfish, he was distracted by the writing on the wall. "Oh cool!" He gushed, his eyes wide as he reached out to poke the damp bricks, taking the time to admire her artwork. Perhaps the next time she walked through here, she'd remember him.
"I like it," he grinned as he looked down at her, his hand dropping to her hip to give her an affectionate squeeze. He was about to turn Leonie around to face him when he heard footsteps. Looking up, he was faintly surprised to see a Muggle police officer. He frowned as he heard the shorter man speak. Graffiti? Eh? Illegal? What now?
"Pardon?" He asked stupidly as he tilted his head. "Have you seen London?" He asked, highly amused at the state of the place. It was old, grey and dirty. There were entire streets with drawings on walls and this man was so offended by four little letters? The man asked why the paint was glowing. "Magic?" Sam said with a smirk. He was telling the truth but he was just being sarcastic.
"British people are odd," he whispered to Leonie in Russian under his breath, shifting to place his hands on his hips. "I like your vest," he began as he spoke to the police man. It was very fun. Bright yellow and glow-in-the-dark. He sort of wanted one. Compelled to touch it, he stepped forward and poke his index finger against the man's chest, right on his badge and what happened next was split second.
His vodka soaked brain couldn't match the police officer's. The shorter man, quick as a flash, had Sam's arm halfway up his back and his face pushed against the cold bricks and he was being held deftly in place. "Ow!" He yelled, struggling, his voice muffled as he winced, both from the man's hold and the fact that his cheek was pressed hard into a jagged bit of brick. "What are you doing?!" He exclaimed in disbelief. "She did it!" He confessed, attempting to point at Leonie, only to have the police officer apply more pressure to his back.