General Inquiries

Hi everyone! With all the changes that have been going on at MH lately, I have a few questions/concerns that I need help with. Thanks!



1. Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

2. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

3. Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

4. Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

5. How many calories are in a booger?

6. How can someone be from Africa if they're white?

7. Why doesn't the hair on my arms get split ends?



Thanks everyone!

No. You're banned.

But...but my inquiries!

LISTEN IMMA LET U FINISH BUT

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As President, I feel that I am more than qualified to answer these questions.

1. Because when you throw it across the room in frustration, it takes off.

2. I believe it depends on the smallprint within Obamacare...

3. You mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take a stopwatch next time you go and find out.

4. To dry off. You don't dry yourself on pants, do you?

5. 683 calories per 4oz.

6. I believe it's a conspiracy.

7. How do you know they don't? If you get a microscope they'll be split into hundreds of tiny ends. Your split ends will have infinite split ends.

Thank you, and goodnight.

Thanks Obama