"You say 'self-assured' like it's a bad thing," she pointed out. "But he probably wasn't. That's good news for you, though. You'd be having a lot less fun with him." She shrugged, not bothering to ask if he actually was enjoying himself. It was a given. The witch nodded after taking another sip of her drink. "Actually, the 'royal treatment' is saved for quidditch captains of successful teams." She waited a beat before adding, "But I can guarantee it would still be enjoyable." She was referring solely to the learning experience a tour could offer, not the fact that she might not be wearing pants while giving the tour, and that time it would be on purpose.
"Well, it would be considered self defense, after all," she said, arching an eyebrow at him. Never mind that she had her wand pointed at him for the better part of their conversation. " But if I was trying to lure you, you would know," Honey shrugged, tucking a lose strand of hair behind her ear. And she wasn't over exaggerating; when she wanted something, or someone, she went for it. However, he had literally walked into her place of business, which was also an extension of her home, in the middle of the night. Even she had to set her standards somewhere. Still, the idea of offering him more and more Scotch and seeing what happened was really appealing. He hadn't left yet, after all.
She bumped his shoulder right back, nearly snorting as he brought it back to quidditch. "Oh please," she said between laughs. "The don't need my help to get the upper hand." She didn't want to pass up the opportunity to personally antagonize the captain of the Griffins, though. "I think you're helping them enough by eating sweets and drinking at all." He was definitely the first quidditch player to visit Honeydukes after hours. Well, an unplanned visit anyway. And neither truffles nor Scotch seemed like it would fit into a standard athletic nutrition plan.
Honey sipped at her hot chocolate again, not remembering putting as much schnapps in it as she was tasting. She set the mug down next to her and slid of the table, immediately turning around to face Harlan. She leaned towards him, lingering for a few brief seconds before reaching above his head to grab a jar of marshmallows from the shelf mounted on the wall behind him. Taking a step back, Honey fiddled with the lid of the jar, popping it open to scoop out a handful of marshmallows for her drink. "Perfect," she said with a smirk, looking over at him as she brought the mug to her lips again.
She leaned sideways into the table, letting out a dramatic sigh. "As much fun as it is hosting a middle tire Beater," she sighed again, "I have an early morning ahead of me. Have to prepare for actually opening the shop." Honey nodded quickly, having finally decided on her plan of action for the rest of her night. She straightened up and smoothed out her nightie. "Feel free to take that with you," she motioned to the bottle of whisky he was drinking. "Or you can leave it here for when you come back."