Edith let the papers leave her hand and offered a small smile of thanks for the gesture. “Hi,” she repeated back, caught a bit off guard by the pep in the other woman’s voice. She did as she was told and took a seat, sitting a tad awkwardly on the edge, not wanting to get too comfortable in fear of staying any longer than absolutely necessary. But her steely, uninterested resolve faded as she was offered a plate of cookies. The were chocolate chip and she took one without hesitation. Who had this woman — sorry, Frida — talked to in order to know that the best way to have a cooperative Edith was food or drink? “Thanks,” she said quickly before filling her mouth with the cookie, not bothering to take a dainty or even close-to-appropriate-sized bite.
She nodded quickly, covering her mouth with her hand as she finished chewing the cookie. “Yeah,” she started before stopping, having to swallow again to actually clear the cookie away. “Well the muggle wasn’t that funny,” she started with a shrug, “But okay.” She cleared her throat before starting her story at the top, nearly reciting word for word the description she had written up earlier in her report. “Said muggle, Randall Walpole, found a broom, though he was unable to relieve himself of the information as to where he got it, not really in the right state anyway.” She paused and reached for another cookie. “D’you mind?” She didn’t wait for the okay before picking one up and taking another bite, this time much smaller and much more manageable.
“S’anyway,” she continued, “He flew into a tree, but had somehow managed to pick a tree that was surrounded by the homes of wizards on all sides. He had some cuts and bruises, nothing that a mediwizard couldn’t tend too outside of St Mungo’s. We got him cleaned up and I modified his memory and confiscated the broom.” She nodded and took another bite of the cookie, giving herself a moment to figure out if she was missing any important details. “Oh,” she said, mouth almost empty, “Straight line from his home to his tree was all over fields and there haven’t been any strange sightings reported so we’re fairly confident Mr Walpole was the only muggle involved.” Minus the muggles that Edith had told about this situation, her parents, who had gotten quite a kick out of her story.
The obliviator shrugged, wiping her hands together to clear away the cookie crumbs. “That’s about where my part of the story ends. I sent the broom to you lot and I’m not sure what’s to be done after that. I’m not even sure what kind of broom it was, though I heard it was supposed to be a pretty nice one?” She was rather curious what would be happening to the witch or wizard who had so carelessly let their broom get stolen, but maybe she wasn’t privy to that information.