Twmffat.
Rare were the moments when Hefin actually thought in his actual native tongue, for that meant that he was severely irritated, and far beyond the point of the situation having a possibility of repairing itself. Madeline Fletcher was acting like a spoiled brat, and only because, in the end, she had been asked to act with a decent amount of professionalism, just a bit above the minimum. And not only that, but she was putting off quite the superior façade, as if she actually owned the business and wasn’t only just the help.
He liked fierce and independent women, and Madeline was far away from that. She was whiny, didn’t know how to behave herself around people, around him, and, furthermore, she lacked knowledge of the key factor of any successful business – the customer was always right. Being part of a very successful business as well, and as one of its heirs and not as part of the actual service, Hefin was highly aware of that himself, reason as of why he had never contradicted a person who was in the wrong in the Walker shops, even if he was highly aware of their ignorance. But, alas, that wasn’t the situation here.
Truthfully, it seemed that Madeline wasn’t even aware that he was a client, and one with an order of such importance and magnitude that it required someone to do a presentation at his house. He sighed, repeating once more the Welsh saying in his mind as she went on with her pathetic monologue, stating that she will be fine without him. Hefin, while until that point didn’t make any gestures whatsoever, arched an eyebrow, perplexed by her remark. Her following ones were equally outrageous, Hefin not knowing whether to be annoyed or amused by her delusions.
Was she under the impression that they were close enough for her to even think such annotations, and furthermore, also voice them? If anyone heard her talk right now, they would think she was his former fiancée, who was dumped at the altar or something equally dismaying. She was a far cry from Callista, Parvati, Morwen, Quinn, and literally any of the other women (and men) he’s been involved with. Suddenly, Hefin found himself even more grateful to his teen self for not getting involved with Madeline, despite her frantic advances towards him.
He leaned back in his chair, his legs slightly stretching as he made himself more comfortable. Hefin allowed her to finish her number, not even listening anymore and simply feeling sorry for the owner of the business, for having made the awful mistake of hiring such irresponsible help. She was poor in thinking, and that fact was only emphasised by how Madeline just went on and on and on, not even knowing when to stop. She lacked elegance, grace, aside from a proper functioning brain. For, in the end, she was having this supposed ‘personality crisis’ just to cover up her lack of proper knowledge regarding her own products, in addition to throwing any business protocol out the window.
Hefin picked up his lemonade from the table and took a sip, and as he finished his drink, he shrugged his shoulders, his hair gently swaying as he placed the goblet back on the table. “You’re right.” He sighed, a sarcastic smirk appearing on his face, as he turned his gaze towards her. Having sworn at her in Welsh in his mind, his own accent went back to his native one rather than his Australian one. It happened instinctively, yet it still surfaced the level of his annoyance over her lack of touch with reality. “I should’ve gone with Honeydukes.”
If Heather herself had to deal with Madeline there, Hefin could very much understand why his mother used Honeydukes as the main provider for her tea gatherings. He made the mistake of thinking a Parisian would be of equal quality, because it seemed that Britain’s lowest were now working in the French capital. A trend which hopefully won’t last, for it really gave foreigners a bad impression of the British. He wasn’t British anymore himself, so technically, Madeline was putting a very bad performance in front of a foreigner right now. Merlin will most likely cry himself to sleep tonight, over Madeline’s awful acting performance.
She went on, wording her last remark as if he was actually eager to spend time in her presence. This girl was so delusional, Hefin genuinely wondered if her working in Paris wasn’t just a cover-up for her post-escaping the St. Mungo’s psychiatric Ward. British aurors were probably on the look-out for her, really. Hefin had wanted to comment that he actually had standards when it came to women, but his intention had been interrupted by a rather loud splash.
Wow. It seemed that karma did hit. Karma hit Madeline Fletcher straight into his pool. If karma were a woman, Hefin would give it the kiss of her life right now. The quidditch player started laughing, the hilarity of the situation winning over his former house mate’s lack of basic social skills. He got up from the chair and looked in the pool, still laughing. He paused as Madeline wasn’t coming out. A drama queen to the end, eh? “C’mon, Madeline. Don’t be this childish.” Hefin rolled his eyes, later on nodding in disapproval as the witch kept on playing her game and not coming out of the water.
However, the timing was getting kind of ridiculous, and eventually Hefin thought he did not want Madeline Fletcher to die there out of her own foolishness, and ruin his pool for him. The former Hufflepuff sighed as he took off his shirt, and dived into the pool himself. He didn’t know whether or not she was faking it, but Hefin took Madeline out of the pool, and placed her on the pavement. Instinctively, as he learned from his first-aid classes from both surfing and quidditch, he checked if she was breathing. “Ugh.” He let out, displeased that the situation was unpromising, deciding to be the even better person and give her mouth-to-mouth, just in case she wasn’t completely faking it.
Their lips touched – much to his annoyance still – and Hefin did his best to get Madeline either wake up, or stop pretending as he gave her the basic first aid. “Wake up, Fletcher.” He said, irritated, not sure anymore if this was an act or not. Still, maybe out of his Hufflepuff naïveté rather than anything else, he didn’t want her to die there, and it seemed that giving her mouth-to-mouth wasn’t enough. The quidditch player decided that she should have enough air, so her ‘not waking up’ needed something with a bit more impact to change. He took a deep breath, and making sure not to use all of his force, Hefin gave Madeline a slap on her left cheek, with the hope that the shock would properly wake her up.