Do I look like a liar to you?†replied Liam, hand still in the air. He said it earnestly despite the irony. To anyone who knew him he sure knew he’d look untrustworthy, and probably to most people who didn’t know him too on account of being a kind of rodenty-looking man—but he wasn’t sure which side Oliver Rigby would fall on. Was funny either way, though. Either he’d sound dedicated enough not to dishonor Ms. Mitchell’s holy name, or he’d give Ollie a good laugh about it. Liam had a suspicion, judging by the young man’s wide smile, that either way he’d still come with.
His cloak flapped off of one shoulder as they hurried, laughing, out of Ray’s shithole Tavern. “Good lord,†moaned Liam. He bent double for a second to stretch his back, sore from leaning all casually against the edge of bar. “Well, I’ve got liquor at home, mate—reckon I owe you now.†He readjusted his outerwear, checked to make sure he hadn’t lost his wand, and then he looked up and Oliver was holding something out to him.
The grubby bar mat, now engraved. For discovering me. Liam blinked and blankly took it. “Oh, mate...†he said after a second. He saved himself from sounding as genuine as he felt, pounding his heart with a hint of a smug grin to play it up, but kept his words the same. “I’m touched.â€
He forgot they were going anywhere for a second, standing in the snow under the Diagon Alley streetlamp, until he was asked to lead the way. He quickly shook his head. “Don’ worry,†said Liam, firmly gripping Oliver’s velvet-sleeved forearm. “I’ve never splinched myself, never, and I’ve been loads drunker than this.†He didn’t give Ollie time to react to that, and turned them sharply around into the squeeze and pull of apparition.
They came out in a wide, open loft in between the bed and the kitchen. He lived high enough to see snowy rooftops out the obnoxious wall-sized window, but he rarely wasted time going up and down the lifts. Probably hadn’t opened his front door in months. “Voila,†sung Liam, throwing out his arms—partially to flick his wand at the lamps, mostly for dramatic effect. “C’mon, back here.â€
He led Oliver to the one single room, probably intended for sleeping, but where he did that hardly mattered being that he lived alone. It was more important he have a music room. That was the only room in the place with any sense of clutter: things pinned on the walls, chairs and paper everywhere. A grand piano, the same model he’d played as a child. Three guitars, two bass guitars and one upright, a violin in its case, a banjo he’d once been given as a joke. The booth had been set up along the far wall, magically soundproofed. Charlie’s studio was more modern, which was novel of course, but Liam still personally preferred his records and gramophone. Felt more comfortable, and somehow more real. Oliver seemed like an analog person too.
“Right, then,†said Liam, dropping his cloak on the piano bench and unwinding his scarf, turning curious eyes on Oliver. “Do you ever sing anything fun?â€'