"WHERE," punch, "HAVE," shove, "YOU," cheek pinch, "BEEN!" rib poke!
Sorcha mosied her way into Tor's place and welcomed herself into his pantry for two glasses, into his freezer for his half-arsed ice cubes in ice trays. She held the plastic thing up and stared at Tor with the tray flopping pathetically around in her grip. "These aren't that hard to make, you lazy arse." She rolled her eyes and couldn't help but smirk and shake her head at his complete boy-dom. Clinking some cubes into the glasses, she unscrewed the bottle's top and filled the glasses halfway.
"Cheers, stranger! How's your lady lovely? And the other?" Sorcha smiled mischievously and let out a quick laugh before taking a healthy gulp of the rum. She winced and stuck her tongue out. "Ughhhh, that's rough. Why's it so rough?" Squinty eyes stared at the label, but Sorcha didn't really care. What she really thought was 'where was this brew last weekend'.
"I went on a date, too, you know!" She waggled her brows and leaned against the counter. "He was tall, dark, and handsome. And we went to the beach. And I had one of those super floppy hats on, you know, those really obnoxious ones!" Her hands were flapping around her head to help make sense of what she was describing.
It was helping! Duh!
"And he bought me flowers, and we swam in the ocean, and some dolphins swam up to shore to us!" Sorcha interlaced her fingers and pressed the back of her hand against her cheek as she swung her torso lightly from side to side, all ultra-dreamy-like and such. Super girly. Totally Sorcha.
"And then!... I woke up." Her hands flew up and out to her sides and then landed on top of her haphazard-haired head. They slid slowly down her cheeks, pulling her underlids just enough for a split second creepy face, and then fell to her sides in defeat. "We didn't even get to any really good parts! Damn birds wake up too early. Always chirping and chirping and chirping and just shut up already! WE GET IT! YOU CHIRP! MERLIN!"