Volker felt Memphis’ jab probably more sharply than he would have liked. It wasn’t that it hurt physically, as much as it had hurt him on an emotional level. There were times when the German was very impulsive and did a lot of things without thinking them through, which wasn’t especially good, particularly when he was accompanied by one of the Zealots he admired the most. He was stupid and rash. Volker bit his lower lip, trying to encourage himself internally, however, upon thinking that mainly in Japan, that he had learned that dealing with spirits and ghosts wasn’t a joking matter he wanted to slap himself into reality. Nonetheless, Volker wouldn’t be himself it he lost his sass and sarcasm. Plus, sometimes the forever living enjoyed such comments. He highly doubted that the comment which he made would have bothered anyone too much, as it was an innocent joke; but soon his doubt proved wrong as Memphis’ own dialogue with the unknown guest had been cut off by the rustling of trees.
The sound, which was originally soft and muffled, turned into something inexplicably loud and high-pitched, making Volker decide that he would definitely not set foot in the Amazon anytime soon, at least for the following fifty years. It was a promise to himself which he dared himself to respect, at least out of his desire to continue living like a normal human being and preferably not be haunted by goodness knew what magical spirit. The noise drew closer and closer and as soon as Volker heard Memphis’ whisper, he opened his eyes wide, to get a better gist of what was going on. It was a ghost; an image of a once gorgeous woman, who now haunted eternity and most likely made people like the two of them regret they had even stepped out of their houses.
After a few seconds of observing her, Volker realised it was a ghost. An actual ghost. Fuck. He thought, the hand with which he clung to Memphis’ arm tightening its grip as Volker quickly whispered under his breath the incantation which would protect his mentor from whatever would happen next, should the ice elemental be forced to use his abilities. “Garth Penulae.” Better safe than sorry.
The issue at hand wasn’t Volker’s lack of familiarity with ghosts, but the fact that he was by far too accustomed with them, probably much more acquainted than he would have liked. Especially since discovering his second affinity, the ice elemental had avoided any kind of ‘physical’ contact with a spirit, ghost or whatever undead magical creature which still roamed around. Volker had no idea what could happen if one touched him directly, and because he hadn’t found yet any parchments which treated this issue, the German decided that he would definitely not be the one to experiment and even allow one to get near him should he not be completely covered up. Garth. As he thought the incantation, a thin and quite slippery layer of frost, barely noticeable to the unexperienced eye, appeared on his skin, causing his rolled up sleeves to fall down, completely covering up his arms.
Volker loosened his grip on Memphis’ arm, retrieving his hand only far enough for him to pull out his dragon leather gloves, Swedish Short-Snout, and while he hadn’t desired to use this spell, as it particularly weakened him when used in especially warm and humid places, Volker mentally cast Garth Frigus, to lower the temperature around him. It had been done especially so he wouldn’t literally faint due to too many layers of clothes, and the spell had been a minor one, Volker only lowering the temperature around him, at most a half a meter wide radius. However, most likely due to his conflicted emotions when catching sight of the ghost, the temperature around had gone down more than he initially planned, now being somewhere around minus twenty degrees Celsius.
Every action of his had been completed particularly quickly, for as when he barely raised his hands so he could put on his gloves, Volker heard the voice of the ghost. He arched his eyebrow, gaze focusing on her figure as he put on his other glove as well. It was a good thing his English had improved, for perhaps three or even two years ago Volker wouldn’t have caught that word play so easily. She was flirting. Naturally, a ghost who had once been a beautiful woman would have such an attitude, nonetheless, Volker found it more repulsing than endearing. She was dead and the dead should never mingle too much with the living.
He felt Memphis drawing closer to him just one tiny bit, and then Volker decided that there were clearly only two ways to handle this matter. The most obvious one would be that they would have to please her, flirt back, and hopefully get out of there without any severe injuries. Preferably, without her getting too close to him as well. He had thought that perhaps he could let down his hair and as he let it fall back on his shoulders to sensually approach her and compliment her beauty and also her ‘open’ attitude. However, that was completely out of the question, not because Volker wouldn’t actually do it, but because his hair was braided that day, and tied into a bun at the back of his head, so him doing an entire enrapturing show around that was not going to happen.
So there was only one other option left for him to approach.
“Oh, I do thank you for your most exquisite of compliments.” Volker playfully smiled at her, winking provocatively. “From the very bottom of my very beating heart.” He placed his right hand on his chest, slowly making a courteous reverence in front of the ghost. Straightening his back, Volker drew closer to Memphis, and once again placed his hand on the air elemental’s arm. “However, it’s so sad that I must say that both of us are taken.” The German playfully leaned his head on Memphis’ shoulder, a bit more flirty in regards to the ghost than before. “By each other.” He nodded his head, theatrically expressing his false sadness, as he later on sighed, while drawing even nearer to his exploration partner, placing his other arm around Memphis’ waist.
“My lover here is very jealous unfortunately, so I can’t talk with you much without permission, but if you show us the way to the mall, we can totally make out just for your eyes only.” Memphis will kill him for that remark, he was sure of it. However, there was a fifty percent chance that the air elemental there would play along, both for the fun of it and the interesting twist of the situation. And truthfully, Volker would rather cling to Memphis as much as possible than be put in the situation of getting closer to the ghost, so lying about being concubines would give him the best excuse to openly cling to his friend without causing any kind of suspicions from the ghost.
Her reaction was a slightly amused one, letting out what was mostly likely supposed to be a giggle but sounded like a screeching to him. “Of course.” She whispered harshly, toying with her hair as her right hand passed through it. The sight of her frightened Volker to his very core, truly hoping that she wouldn’t draw closer than necessary. She did come forward, but stopped right before Volker’s lowering of temperature spell would meet with her. “I can show you the way.” She eyed Memphis, her smile widening, with particular interest. “You sure you wouldn’t mind a different partner though? I’m by far much more beautiful than him.” She most likely referred to Volker, however, at that point the ice elemental was too preoccupied with her not getting even closer to them, that he didn’t even have time to feel offended about her remark.