“Listen.” Darla said on a particularly stingy and annoyed voice, as she hit the desk as hard as she could. “For the thousandth time, I am not part of the Wo Shing Wo and this – “ the former Gryffindor pointed towards her Montrose Magpies tee, which had a picture of the most esteemed captain and actual light of Darla’s fangirl eyes,
@Circenn Kekoa Teague. “ – is not your wanted Shanghai Tsai.” She felt like exploding; while the healer was generally quite the calm person, right now every nanometer of her patience was being put to the test. “And he’s not even Chinese, and neither am I for that matter. I’m bloody Scottish you darn retard. And you even call yourselves
Scotland Yard, for fuck’s sake.” Perhaps that wasn’t the best way to address a muggle police officer, however, this Scottish girl had run out of polite words to say.
To rewind a bit, that day had been a complete disaster. It was Darla’s day off and she had wanted to spend it with Edith, so they would catch up and just have fun together. However, it seemed that her friend had other plans: a Manchester United game was airing, so Darla had found herself forced into a Manchester United hoodie and invited to a pub in the middle of the day, to watch Edith yelling and swearing at a television set. While Darla herself hadn’t initially been into football, spending time with Edith throughout their years at Hogwarts had gotten the Scottish as passionate for football as she was about quidditch, so she perfectly related to Edith’s desire of watching the match with a friend. However, since her maternal family was from Chelsea, Darla rooted for that team, and not Manchester United. But it wasn’t something which Edith will find out anytime soon, or ever for that matter, as Darla planned to hide this fact until she would die. However, she had to admit that part of her wasn’t enjoying per se the fact that she was forced to wear the enemy’s clothes.
In addition to that, Edith seemed to dislike that fact that Darla wasn’t the type to get drunk very easily. Actually, the healer didn’t ever recall to have gotten drunk, no matter how much alcohol she’s had. For that reason, she disapproved of Edith drinking par to her that day, but who was she to deny her friend a little pleasure, especially while Manchester United was dramatically losing the entire season. It would be better, in her opinion, for Edith to drink and just wake up the next day half forgetting that her favourite team was doing so badly.
However, it seemed that Edith had been too lose with her comments regarding the match, as a West Ham fan soon responding to her. Darla had hoped that the others in the pub would notice that her friend was too drunk for her own good and not take her seriously, but she had seemed to have forgotten that football as a very serious issue in both her countries, the United Kingdom and South Korea equally. She could not escape pub fights regarding football no matter where she went, however, Darla had hoped that if a brawl would start, it would be only verbal. Little did she know that the next moment, Edith would hand Darla her wand and punch the male West Ham fan, hitting him right in the jaw. Darla’s own jaw dropped as her eyes widened in shock. “Edith, stop!!!” She yelled as loud as she could, putting her friend’s wand right next to hers in her jeans’ back pocket, and getting up as quickly as possible, to see if she could stop her friend from being beaten to a pulp by angry West Ham fans.
But before Darla could even do anything, Edith was pulled off to the side by an officer, who had been in the pub since the very start. Darla could only assume that he was also a West Ham fan and things wouldn’t be in Edith’s favour. The officer took Edith away, and Darla quickly approached another one of the bunch, and pulled him by the arm, so she would ask what is there to do in such a situation. The police man, obviously a West Ham fan, told her to fuck off and pushed her away while disapprovingly looking at her Manchester United hoodie. Still, Darla insisted and eventually the man told her to come at the station, so she would complete some paperwork for her friend.
And she had done so. As soon as she arrived there and approached the on-duty inspector, Darla had been handed a ridiculously huge amount of forms. Initially, she had found no problem in filling them out, however, upon realising she had to use a pen and write everything manually, the former Gryffindor felt like dying. As she reached the sixth official form to fill, Darla had been so enraged with the useless bureaucracy that she literally felt too hot. She took off her hoodie, revealing her tee with the Montrose Magpies captain on it, which, in combination with her more-ripped-than-actual-jeans jeans and some old vintage boots she had borrowed from her future sister-in-law, gave her possibly not the most trust worthy appearance. In addition to that, her curly hair was all over the place that day, making her entire look even wilder than it already was. However, little did Darla know that her attire and overall appearance would cause issues at the muggle police station.
As soon as she finished completing the forms, which stated that a generous fee of 300 pounds had to be paid, and that Edith would also have to do a month of part-time community work, Darla stepped towards the inspector’s office. She had all the money prepared as well, and initially thought that the procedure would go on smoothly, and that the inspector would release Edith immediately. But, it seemed that the inspector had wanted to have a chat with her. The man was annoyingly thorough and went through everything Darla completed, asking her quite suspicious things about her job. Naturally, she had lied and said that she was a medic for Doctors without Boarders, a cover up she learned from one of her older brothers, Iain. It had always worked for him, so she found it only normal that it would work for her as well.
However, her attire, her having 300 pounds cash in her wallet like it was nothing, combined with her overall appearance, soon had the inspector questioning if she was indeed a respectable doctor as she claimed. Darla lost it at that point, particularly when the man had asked her about a famous Chinese triad which got fear into all of the muggles of London. Truthfully, Darla didn’t know what offended her more – the fact that she didn’t seem like a doctor when she actually was, or the fact that the officer just assumed she was Chinese just because her Korean features inherited from her mother were more accentuated. Darla literally facepalmed, not even knowing where to start. Confusing a Korean for a Chinese was literally as bad as confusing a Scottish for an English, a French for a German, a Lithuanian for a Russian. Her rage culminated however when the inspector dragged into the conversation her beloved Montrose Magpies captain.
Eventually, Darla just took the paper out of the inspector’s hands, signed it, and threw the 300 pounds in his face, before grabbing her bag and hoodie and got out of the station. Of course, this all didn’t happen until Darla also yelled out loud in
Scottish. “Yer bum’s oot the windae, ye fuckin’ bampot.” Meaning, 'You’re talking rubbish, you unhinged tit'. Thankfully enough, Edith’s act was classified as an offense and not as a crime so, right now, Darla couldn’t even care less if the muggle police started investigating her own person as long as Edith would get out of that darn rat hole muggles prided themselves with.
Scotland Yard, what a joke. They brought shame to the proud name of Scotland, those retarded blokes.
Reaching the outdoors, Darla didn’t even feel the cold, despite being just in her very thin t-shirt. She took a deep breath, running both her hands through her hair as she tried to calm down. But she couldn’t; if only Edith hadn’t gone punching that West Ham retard, then Darla herself wouldn’t have been in the situation where her most precious team captain had also been offended. A few minutes later, Edith came out of the station, but just to pass by her. That ungrateful little brat. Darla had the temptation of cursing at her friend, however she noticed Edith didn’t have her glasses on and assumed she just hadn’t been noticed.
“Ye’ve got a face lit a melted welly.” She wasn’t lying, Edith did look miserable. However, Darla hadn’t realised she had still spoken in Scottish. Probably because she was too annoyed at
Scotland Yard that her inner Scottish persona just surfaced without her even realising. She approached Edith, pulling her tightly by her wrist, and making her turn around so she would face her. “Listen here, you three year old immature child.” Darla was fuming. Seeing Edith all miserable would’ve been all nice if Darla wouldn’t have known that it was her own friend who got herself into a West Ham pub and started swearing at everyone, later on punching a man. She was guilty and there was absolutely no excuse,
“I paid 300 quid to bail you out and I also signed as a guarantor that you’ll do a part time community service for a month. If you don’t do it, I will set your damn ass on fire myself.” She threated Edith, before letting go of her arm. “I gave them your address, so you’ll receive a notice from the Prosecution, and you’ll not ignore it if you know what’s good for you, young lady.” Darla couldn’t believe that she was literally talking to Edith just as she did with one of the children of the Paediatric Ward whenever they stole candies from her robes’ pockets, thinking that she wouldn’t notice. This day still had so much going on in it, Darla was fuming even at the thought that perhaps her work with the muggle police was not done yet.
“Let’s go.” She gave Edith a nudge on her back. “If I see one more police officer around, I’ll spit them in the face.” Worst part? She wasn’t lying. That’s how much Darla had hated her own experience with the muggles today.