“You are,” Honey replied with a nod that he was certainly just putting her on, not taking her eyes off of him. He was clearly enjoying this, and frankly it was amazing that he had made it so long through the evening without telling her. Usually, he would get right to the point, not wasting any time. This was not the type of teasing she enjoyed. There wasn’t enough champagne in the room to help her deal with it.
She had to lean in again to hear Harlan properly as he talked in hushed tones, as if the lower volume could make his words any more truthful. It worked, of course, though she wasn’t about to tell him that. “I had never pegged you for the charitable type, but I guess age does that to ya.” Honey returned his shrug and tried to relax, following his gaze out to the dancefloor, catching a glimpse of Darlene simultaneously waltzing with her man while still cradling all of her awards. That sort of skill warranted its on reward, if she was being honest.
“I guess I have to take what I can get.” Honey repressed a laugh, burying it in her champagne glass instead. He could have picked lesser women to make feel better, so at least she could do that for him. And as a consolation prize date for the evening, Honey could have made worse decisions, she supposed. “Probably better that I don’t know.” She returned his smile by raising her eyebrows, quickly taking another drink as a silent request that they change the subject forever -- or at least until she had made it through another bottle and was ready to prod him for more information.
Harlan wasted no time ordering another bottle, and Honey tacked on an order of yet another bottle, just to save the waiter a trip, of course, as she had plans to work through that first one as quickly as possible. “We should get out of here,” she mused, still looking out across the dancefloor. It took her a second before she realized how she had said things, and she moved to quickly correct herself. “To a bar. Or something that’s not this.” She jabbed a thumb at all the dancing, which was apparently the only other activity (besides drinking) and this shindig. “I know a good place,” she reassured him with a nod.
The waiter returned with their two bottles of champagne, and Honey waited just until he had turned his back before stuffing the award and the bottles, one after the other, into her purse, which appeared rather small but had the added benefit of being charmed bigger on the inside. It was times like these that she felt truly sorry for muggles: when they couldn’t carry that much alcohol in their bags.
She didn’t attempt to encourage Harlan any further than standing up and not pulling down the hem of her dress. Coats were grabbed and she led them outside; it had started snowing while they were inside, and she congratulated herself for charming her coat for some extra warmth ahead of time. “Iiiit’s,” she paused, quickly realizing that she didn’t know where in Zurich they were, but still pointed to the left, “This way.”