The stone vines were old but intact, in one or two places the beginnings of weathering could be seen where the surface of the stone had just begun to crumble. In others they were growing thickly with lichens, resplendent in a hundred shades of green and gold, shining in the weak autumnal sunshine. It was a while since Cliona had been here, twenty three years or so, and there were more lichens than she remembered. She took some time exploring these with her fingers, running calloused tips along the delicate fines, winding her fingers into the crevices, wrapping whole hands around the stone trellis. The unexposed surfaces were still soft and smooth; the weathered patches uneven and scratchy, like licking the vinegar bottle, but the lichen patches were as soft and feathery as a May sunrise. Picking off a tiny patch of orangey-gold lichen, dropping it into the palm of her hand, stroking it, putting it in her hair thoughtfully. Little Sister had been touching the vines too, but she seemed to have stopped now. What had she said?
Why, and what. Two very good questions, and ones that Cliona intended to answer. As she considered the exact format of her reply, a rare smile lit up her face. “My brother's not the only one who can tell a story†she said carefully, seating herself at the base of her favourite trellis. And then, in the manner of a storyteller and, deliberately for once, entirely in English for the benefit of her audience, she began.
“My mother was Riona, daughter of Fingein. Son of Tighernac, son of Cathal O'Driscoll. Cathal had two brothers, Cabhall and Callan. And at that time, there was a great famine across all Ireland. Muggles it was who died, mostly, but times were hard for people, too. Potatoes were the main crop, and they failed across the country for two years. The O'Driscolls were safe here, but food was rationed, so no wizard went without. Some misguided food even tried to feed the muggles, or to enhance their crops...†she tutted in revulsion and fell silent for a moment, then continued, miraculously keeping her train of thought.
“The brothers liked competing, and they liked to gamble. Each of them wanted to be the best, so they made a bet. Each would try growing the food of his or her choice, and the winner would receive...†Cliona had no idea what the winner would have received. That part had never been in the story she'd been told by her grandmother. Oh, well. “...tomatoes. The winner would receive many, many special tomatoes†she improvised unconvincingly.
“Now, Cathal was skilled in the art of potions, and he produced a tincture that, when painted on the leaves of the potato plants, would protect them from the blight that was sweeping across Ireland. In secret, he sold the recipe to a potioneer in Dublin for a great many galleons. His youngest brother Callan, whose talent lay in herbology, chose to grow peas. In pots, in the ground and even against the castle walls, wherever there was a patch of earth, he planted seeds. Some of their descendants were still producing pods in my grandmother's time.â€
“But Cabhall, whose talent lay in charms and curses, had a passion for wine, and he chose to grow grapes. Dismissing his brothers' concerns as jealousy he built a vineyard, planted his vines, and waited. And waited, and waited. Charming the entire area to stay warm, he spent the entire winter in the grounds, speeding up the growth of the vines, forcing them taller, bigger, longer. He built this cottage to live in so convinced was he that his brothers would try and sabotage his efforts. Once spring came around, he waited for the grapes, but none came. In the castle, there were potatoes and peas for every meal, but none of the promised wine.â€
“One day his brothers came, intending to ask him to rejoin them in the castle. It didn't matter that he hadn't yet produced any crops, they just hoped he would come home. But his obsession was such that he mistrusted them, firing curses from the window of the cottage that he had never furnished. A less skilled man might have only hexed a small area of vine, but once the curse struck, it spread throughout all the plants, until they were...as you see them now.â€