Coleman blinked as he found himself with a literal armful of Paige, not expecting her to actually take him up on his cheeky offer. It took him a beat longer than he would have cared to admit to reply, too. Heaving a sigh Cole offered her a cool, if not slightly exasperated look "Desperate? Hext, don't flatter yourself" He told her, his voice warmer than his gaze as he laughed softly. He shrugged, still on alert, not quite sure what she might be playing at "Well, I could, but that would almost certainly besmirch your pristine reputation" He teased back "Not to mention, I'm still not allowed to go to Shacksamaxon after that incident last month." He said, knowing that she'd know exactly what he was talking about. Christian had even given out to him about it.
He narrowed his eyes as he felt her wiggle and poked her side "That's cheating" he argued, though only mildly annoyed "besides I've got better self control than that." He said a moment later. Though if he was being truthful, he wasn't sure he did, not that Paige needed to know that in the least. The chair was digging into his back in just the right way that made him want to shift, but he forced himself to stay still, not wanting her to get the wrong idea. Even if it was crossing his mind, it wasn't in that way.
"Hey, I never said I wasn't fortunate" He retorted with a snort "I just said I wasn't Hopkins." Coleman had never felt the same way about most girls the way his friends had, not in that mushy sort of way, anyway. Chasing people seemed like an awful lot of work for very little reward when it wasn't a mutual understanding kind of thing. He felt bad for Hopkins, sort of, just for looking like a complete moron, more than anything else.
Coleman rolled his eyes looking up at the ceiling before he he looked at Paige, his thoughts on her choice of words clear in his face "What can I say, I wasn't blessed with any womanly curves. More of a bad attitude, with a dollop of ambition kind of guy, I guess" He said, both complimenting her and poking fun at himself "You can blame the headmaster for that in part, too." He admitted "I'm a member of Adventure Cadets, Quodpod, and Quidditch at his pleasure." The boy liked the old wizard well enough, which is why he complied at all, but it also kept him decently fit, though he was mostly just a skinny teenaged boy with a good metabolism.
He let out a softly surprised yelp as she stole his book and made to snatch it back out of habit "Oh come on..." He grumbled before he sighed and explained "David Copperfield." he told her as he reached for the book while trying to not make too much noise or knock either one of them to the floor "By Charles Dickens. No-Maj author from Britain." It was a well read and underlined copy he'd gotten from a thrift store and marked up himself, and he struggled to restrain the urge that told him she was going to take it for a moment before he suppressed it and wound an arm under hers and made a sneaky grab for her wrist " Orphan boy, tragedy, you know, Victorian era" He grunted softly, still not successful in getting his book back thanks to her having a leg up on him, literally.