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Street Address: 3 high street
Owners: honey bea flume and
fergie flume (silent partner)
Employees: till and shelf-stocking; caoimhe ramsey, bridget smythe
weekends only; randy hambleton, mable marsden
Hours: weekdays; 13:00 - 19:00 (closed thursdays)
weekends; 10:00 - 20:00
hogwarts student weekends; 08:00 - 20:00
Merchandise: sweets, chocolates, confections (just a small selection listed below)
bestsellers
bertie bott's every flavour beans; every flavour, from apple to zucchini and everything in between, a risk with every mouthful.
chocolate frogs; frogs made with 70% croakoa. each package includes a collectible card featuring a famous witch or wizard.
fizzing whizbees; large sherbet balls that cause the enjoyer to float a few inches off the ground. burp to return to earth.
licorice wands; wands sold in a variety of licorice flavors.
sugar-spun quills; very delicate quills that can be enjoyed secretly in class.
chocolates
chocolate wands; exactly what it sounds like. available in white, milk, and dark chocolate varieties.
chocolate cauldrons; an assortment of filled chocolates sold by the box.
chocoballs; large dark chocolate balls filled with strawberry mousse and clotted cream. both iced and plain versions available.
truffles; many varieties, both filled and unfilled, in milk, dark, or white chocolate. rotating selection of flavors, customisations available.
baked goods
pumpkin pasties; hand pie filled with pumpkin. both savory and sweet versions available.
cauldron cakes; chocolate cake cauldrons filled with different flavors of "potions" (read: not actual potions). both the pre-packaged and made-fresh-daily versions are available.
special effects
drooble's best blowing gum; chew and blow bubbles that will not pop for days. guaranteed to not lose its flavour.
ice mice; small, minty, mice-shaped candies that will make your teeth chatter.
acid pops; these lollipops will hurt and leave a hole wherever you choose to put it. no refunds on this product for dissatisfied customers.
toothflossing stringmints; splintery mints that floss the teeth when sucked on.
exploding bonbons; no refunds if dental work is required after eating. contains 72% cocoa and 100% coconut dynamite.
peppermint toads; peppermint creams shaped like toads which hop realistically in the stomach.
pepper imps; tiny black pepper sweets that will make you smoke from your ears and nose. breathe fire on your friends!
unusual tastes
cockroach clusters; actual candied cockroaches, covered in chocolate, with peanuts and caramel.
bloodipops; for the vampire in need.
fudge flies; fly-flavored fudge in the shape of flies.
Description: with its bright pink, glass-paned front door and large rounded windows, the exterior of honeydukes is very inviting. the interior of the store is visible through the windows, and even the windows themselves are lined with shelves of sweets and treats. a bell hangs over the door, cheerily announcing the arrival of every customer.
the fixtures in the shop are just as bright and colorful as--if not more so than--the sweets sold there. there are six aisles separated by shelving, and every available inch of space is used for merchandise. glass jars line the shelves, each meticulously labeled and charmed to only hold one sweet so no mix-ups--or tedious unmixing--occur. chocolates are arranged neatly against one wall; another wall houses "unusual tastes" and "special effects" sweets in clear glass jars. muggle sweets and the more mundane options line the back wall. there are barrels filled with the bestsellers just inside the front door.
the front counter--with the till--has a glass-paned display case filled with baked goods and other air-sensitive sweets. the rafters above are filled with more jars; these sweets must be retrieved by a honeydukes employee. behind the front counter is another pink door that leads back to the kitchen. there is a large stockroom and an office, as well as a set of stairs that leads down to the cellar.
back in the main part of the shop and past the front counter is a pastel pink spiral staircase, leading up to the owner's flat, well warded against trespassers.